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This game needs more jokes to honour the brave Orochi who fell in the course of their duties...nearly every single time. I'll kick off...

Q. How many Orochi can you fit into an American sedan?
A. Eleven. Two in the front, three in the back, and six dismembered bodies in the boot.

Two Orochi walk into a bar. The impact kills them both.

Q. How many Orichis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, it's above their pay-grade.

Q. Why'd the Orochi cross the road?
A. It was dragged across by a hungry badger.

Orochi operatives are all wearing full length red underwear underneath their armor.

blupache

How do you spot the new employee at an Orochi company event?

They're still alive.

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OMG.

Is it sad that I haven't even run into these guys that much and I giggled at every one of these?

I presume that Orochi are the Red Shirts of TSW.

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They are very much the red shirts of TSW. You meet a pair in Kingsmouth who are alive, and after that you generally only see their corpses with the exception of a few Orochi compounds.

Wanted Ads:
For sale, 47 near new Orochi brand laptops. Some have scratch damage, a strange black oil in places, or blood splatters (will clean straight off!). Looking to get $300 each ONO.

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I presume that Orochi are the Red Shirts of TSW.
You should ask Harrison Blake about that.

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The Orochi is what happens when you play fast and loose with chaos. They should leave that to the folks who DON'T get killed every time they try to alter a system.

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*hmmm whats this pool of potentially destructive black fluid*
*ponders what to do*

...


*eats it*

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I presume that Orochi are the Red Shirts of TSW.
They engage the same enemies that the Big Three do, but don't have any Chosen on their payroll. Consequently, the "turnover rate" in their special covert divisions is high.

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OMG.

Is it sad that I haven't even run into these guys that much and I giggled at every one of these?

I presume that Orochi are the Red Shirts of TSW.
Very much so. I noticed last night when you go to an Orochi place, and there are bodies all over, there is one body with no head, and blood covering to torso so that it looks like a Next Generation red suit.

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This game needs more jokes to honour the brave Orochi who fell in the course of their duties...nearly every single time. I'll kick off...

Q. How many Orochi can you fit into an American sedan?
A. Eleven. Two in the front, three in the back, and six dismembered bodies in the boot.

Two Orochi walk into a bar. The impact kills them both.

Q. How many Orichis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, it's above their pay-grade.

Q. Why'd the Orochi cross the road?
A. It was dragged across by a hungry badger.

Orochi operatives are all wearing full length red underwear underneath their armor.
Orochi slogan for low level employees.

"Carpe Diem"
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