This game needs more jokes to honour the brave Orochi who fell in the course of their duties...nearly every single time. I'll kick off...
Q. How many Orochi can you fit into an American sedan?
A. Eleven. Two in the front, three in the back, and six dismembered bodies in the boot.
Two Orochi walk into a bar. The impact kills them both.
Q. How many Orichis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, it's above their pay-grade.
Q. Why'd the Orochi cross the road?
A. It was dragged across by a hungry badger.
Orochi operatives are all wearing full length red underwear underneath their armor.