Today at approx 12:40 London time I was accosted by a roleplayer wearing a pumpkin head by the Ealdwic Station. She promptly traded me a Fancy Glass.
Thinking this was a spontaneous gift by a so-called roleplayer (I am on the Arcadia dimension), I told her to stay and promptly ran to the Bank to withdraw a Quetzal Bird. It would be a fun exchange of gifts and I had the opportunity to delight an unknowing roleplayer. Or so I thought.
We then shared a glass of the sparkly drink she gave me. "Drink up my friend!" she said.
But to my horror, I instantly died! The glass was poisoned with cyanide!
She then taunted me with "not trusting a girl with a pumpkin head". This will then be the lesson to you all. Name and shame here: Evalinda
Screenshots for proof.
(no seriously, it was hilarious)